They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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