yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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