so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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