I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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