What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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