On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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