who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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