YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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