maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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