We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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