I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
i think my cat just said my name.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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