You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
