Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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