Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
This is the high leading the old right now
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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