oh god the rape fog is back!
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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