I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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