we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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