week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
