Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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