yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
