I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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