If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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