you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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