Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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