We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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