what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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