we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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