i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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