so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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