If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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