One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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