that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
im about as happy as oj after his trial
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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