umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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