my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
