ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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