very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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