My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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