well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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