on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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