so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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