I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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