dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
only you would photoshop your dick
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just googled if crying burns calories
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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