Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We're too hungover to prance.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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