Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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