She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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