When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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