how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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