On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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