people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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