Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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