we're blogging at a bar
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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