My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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