What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
