HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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