As long as you're not dating white guys again.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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